then, the great god wOoPeR came and reserected him cuz he wanted for john to be his trainer cuz he is a yellow 99.99% iv and he will be broken as frick
then john catched every pokemon except for one, that one cactus one that everyone forgets about with the dumb flower on its head hat looks like a girl and ate a couple touros cuz he wanted burgers so he slaughtered a couple